Things I do not expect to be doing at 4am on a Sunday morning include standing outside our bathroom door with an empty vodka bottle as a weapon while the other half does battle with a large rat and a broomstick on the other side of the door. Not quite sure what I would have done with the bottle as throwing it at an escaping rat would have been likely to result in a bit of a mess but hey, it was 4am; whose thought processes are working logically at that hour (and no, we hadn’t just finished the vodka…)
 Thankfully, my defensive efforts were unnecessary. The rat did not get out alive. There was only minor collateral damage; a broken broom. I can live with that. It was a very large rat and would have created a huge mess in my kitchen.



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